Christmas Activities - Jokes
Christmas time can be a fun time for all the family. For many family members, it is a great time to get together and have a laugh.

If you like these jokes we have made a colorful version for you to print off and share with your family. They can be cut up and used in your own home made bon bons and there are a few blank ones so you can make up your own jokes.
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Here are some Christmas jokes to start you off.
Q. What did Adam tell his girlfriend on December 24th?
A. It's Christmas! Eve.

Q. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
A. Lost

Q .Why is Santa a good race car driver?
A. Because he's always in the pole position

Q.What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
A. Seasons Bleetings!

Q. What does Santa Claus use when he goes skiing?
A. North Pole

Q. What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite

Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws

Q. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A. Crisp Cringle

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. He had low elf esteem

Q. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A. Santa Claustrophobia!

Q. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?
A. Because it soots him!

Q. How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
A. Stacks!

Q. What is Dracula;s favorite holiday?
A. The Fright Before Christmas

Q. What kind of people are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claus - trophobics.

Q. How would you fire Santa?
A. Give him the sack!

Q. Where do Santas's elves go to dance?
A. Christmas Balls

Q. Why did the elf take his computer to the hospital?
A. Because Santa said it had a virus

Q. What do elves learn in school?
A. The elf - abet

Q. Why did the elf take his computer to the hospital?
A. Because Santa said it had a virus

Q. What does and angry kangaroo do?
A. Go Hopping Mad!


Q. Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
A. He wanted to get up oily in the morning!


Q. Why do cows lie down in the rain?
A. To keep each udder dry!


Q. What animals need oiling?
A. Mice, because they squeak!


Q. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
A. An egg!


Q. Where do snowmen go to dance?
A. To a snowball!

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